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Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 6:22 pm
by WLJ
Snowflakes At California State University–LA Organize ‘Healing’ Space Because Ben Shapiro Gave A Lecture
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/ ... o-n2165194

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:40 pm
by WLJ
Wait, what?

Insane: Santa Monica College Students Married The Ocean—And Got Intimate With It
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/ ... t-n2169501
Campus Reform has this bizarre tale from Santa Monica College, where the “EcoSexual Extravaganza” took place earlier this month. Students married the ocean and “made love with the water” in order to foster a greater love for the Earth. Some attendees even explained the importance of consent regarding beginning a “physical relationship” with the planet:

Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the “wedding” was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through “ecocentric passion and even lust.”

[…]

Some students then made their way down to the water, where they were urged by event organizers to “consummate” the marriage and “make love with the water.”

“Stick your toes in the water … or any part of your body that you want.”

The event, according to Professor Katherine, “was funded by a number of campus organizations” with the main sponsor being the University’s Public Policy Institute chapter.

I’ll just leave this here:

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:46 pm
by WLJ
Yale University English majors have launched a petition urging the faculty to "abolish" the introductory course sequence referred to as "Major English Poets"--a yearlong study of Shakespeare, Chaucer, Milton, and Eliot, among others. According to the petition, the fact that these poets are all white males is "hostile to students of color" and thus the course should no longer be a requirement.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christiner ... s-n2172315

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:22 pm
by Wyldman
OMG!

Crush, kill, mangle, maim, destroy.

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 12:28 pm
by WLJ
Has it really come to this?
Insert Facepalm

Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake Visits Cuba for Advice on "Economic Development"
http://townhall.com/columnists/humberto ... t-n2173126

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:03 pm
by rustynuts
Idiot.

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:34 pm
by WLJ
What do you hear when MO gives a commencement speech?
Words of encouragement?
Helpful tips on life?
No
She attacks Trump
In a fucking commencement speech!
Classy

First lady Obama takes swipe Trump
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/06 ... tcmp=hpbt2

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:49 pm
by PDM
Surprise escapes me

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:12 pm
by Gunsmokin
Turd

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:07 pm
by Wyldman
Once again the First Wookie opens mouth, inserts foot and embarrasses itself completely.

Crush, kill, mangle, maim, destroy.

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:38 am
by rustynuts
She needs to go back to Kashyyyk.
On Wednesday, her husband, President Obama, also entered the 2016 debate in a speech in Indiana, saying the “Republican nominee” has “crazy” ideas, including one to deport the roughly 11 million immigrants now living illegally in the United States.
Why is this a crazy idea?

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:31 am
by Gunsmokin
rustynuts wrote:She needs to go back to Kashyyyk.
On Wednesday, her husband, President Obama, also entered the 2016 debate in a speech in Indiana, saying the “Republican nominee” has “crazy” ideas, including one to deport the roughly 11 million immigrants now living illegally in the United States.
Why is this a crazy idea?
It's crazy because if they all get sent back home they won't be made good democrat voters. I know, your question was rhetorical. ;-)

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:35 am
by jackalo626
Gunsmokin wrote:
rustynuts wrote:She needs to go back to Kashyyyk.
On Wednesday, her husband, President Obama, also entered the 2016 debate in a speech in Indiana, saying the “Republican nominee” has “crazy” ideas, including one to deport the roughly 11 million immigrants now living illegally in the United States.
Why is this a crazy idea?
It's crazy because if they all get sent back home they won't be made good democrat voters. I know, your question was rhetorical. ;-)
This guy gets it.

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Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:36 am
by jackalo626
rustynuts wrote:She needs to go back to Kashyyyk.
On Wednesday, her husband, President Obama, also entered the 2016 debate in a speech in Indiana, saying the “Republican nominee” has “crazy” ideas, including one to deport the roughly 11 million immigrants now living illegally in the United States.
Why is this a crazy idea?
It's crazy because they need criminals here to further their agendas.

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Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:34 am
by WLJ
All aboard the race card train

Classic Salon: Liberal Publication Laments 'Limits of White Compassion' Over Gorilla Shooting
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/ ... g-n2172089
At the moment, the general public is demonstrating more compassion toward a gorilla than toward Black people who were (are!) gunned down by police at an alarming rate in this country. Harambe is mourned more (com)passionately than the Black humans with whom gorillas have historically and degradingly been compared. Harambe’s death by shooting—an isolated, logical decision—is, apparently, less acceptable than the systemized, institutionally-protected and -reinforced deaths of Samuel DuBose and Paul Gaston by bullets, just the same. When Black people are killed by cops, whether in Cincinnati or anywhere else in the U.S., it is “what’s supposed to happen,” and so: no outrage. When a gorilla, due to a random, unforeseen event, is killed by zookeepers, hearts bleed. How can we be so misguidedly selective about the bodies we invest compassion in?
The reason that more compassion is being shown toward Harambe than toward Black people—those named above and multitudinous others—is simply that while Americans are encouraged from infancy to love and honor animals, we are taught from that same early age, regardless of our race, that Black people are something less than human. Apparently, maybe something even less than animal.

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:57 am
by rustynuts
What a crock of shit.

STOP BREAKING THE LAW AND YOU WON'T GET SHOT, YOU DUMB FUCKS!!

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 10:00 am
by Rem700
rustynuts wrote:What a crock of shit.

STOP BREAKING THE LAW AND YOU WON'T GET SHOT, YOU DUMB FUCKS!!
Amen

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 10:06 am
by Gunsmokin
Rem700 wrote:
rustynuts wrote:What a crock of shit.

STOP BREAKING THE LAW AND YOU WON'T GET SHOT, YOU DUMB FUCKS!!
Amen
Check your white privilege.

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:54 am
by Wyldman
rustynuts wrote:What a crock of shit.

STOP BREAKING THE LAW AND YOU WON'T GET SHOT, YOU DUMB FUCKS!!
Always the part that gets left out.

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Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:56 am
by WLJ
rustynuts wrote:What a crock of shit.

STOP BREAKING THE LAW AND YOU WON'T GET SHOT, YOU DUMB FUCKS!!
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Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:09 pm
by WLJ
The toilet is overflowing with stupid today

What Chewbacca Mom's rise to fame tells us about race in this country
http://www.dailydot.com/opinion/what-ch ... bout-race/

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:54 pm
by jackalo626
Soon....very soon.....

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Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 8:29 pm
by iron369
What every one of these stories ultimately states is that it's not my fault I've failed at some aspect of my life. Conservative-liberal-whatever. We have a country full of people that cannot accept failure so they look for ANY thing, group, or substance they can blame later when they fuck up.

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:21 pm
by WLJ
It's a day for it.

So much for equality

Straight White Men Banned From Equality Conference
http://heatst.com/uk/straight-white-men ... onference/

Unconfirmed story BTW

Re: At first I thought this came from The Onion

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:30 am
by rustynuts
WLJ wrote:It's a day for it.

So much for equality

Straight White Men Banned From Equality Conference
http://heatst.com/uk/straight-white-men ... onference/

Unconfirmed story BTW
At work we have:
  • Women's Leadership Development meetings
    Minority Leadership Development meetings
    LGBT Leadership Development meetings
When I pointed out that, in their efforts to promote equality, they have eliminated developing white straight males, they responded that all meetings were open to anyone to attend. When I asked if that's the case, then why not just have one big meeting and call it a Leadership Development meeting?

Blank stares and no answer. Go figure.