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Bacon Coffin

Post by WLJ » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:12 pm

http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Coffin_p_118.html

http://www.king5.com/news/local/Bacon-C ... 15135.html
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Bacon Coffin lets bacon lovers die AND go to Heaven

Credit: J&D Foods

For just under $3,000, you can be buried in the Bacon Coffin.

by KING 5 News

Posted on March 29, 2012 at 9:23 AM

Updated today at 10:50 AM

SEATTLE – Do you love bacon to death? Is your dying wish is to be buried in bacon?

The local company behind Bacon Salt and Baconnaise are making it happen.

J&D’s Foods has created the Bacon Coffin, what they call the world’s first bacon-wrapped casket.

"Yes, this is really real," wrote J&D owners Justin and Dave in a press release. “Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens."

The Bacon Coffins are available for $2,999.95 plus shipping.

In the email announcing the Bacon Coffin, Justin and Dave added, "Don’t you judge us, after baconlube (bacon flavored personal lubricant), we all knew it was just going to keep getting weirder. And yeah, your (sic) right we’re probably going to hell for this one."
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Re: Bacon Coffin

Post by Ian » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:36 pm

I think the Baconlube is weirder than this.
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Re: Bacon Coffin

Post by jackalo626 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:37 pm

Like a man is suppose to rest!
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Re: Bacon Coffin

Post by WLJ » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:42 pm

Ian wrote:I think the Baconlube is weirder than this.
Bacon lube is just flat out weird, this (the coffin) is cool!

On a side note, s**t I don't care what the heck you put me in at that point I'm dead, I'm not going to complain even if it was an old depends box. If a corpse starts complaining about what you are burying them in then you got bigger problems than what the coffin looks like.
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Re: Bacon Coffin

Post by Harleyx2 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:54 pm

I always told my ex if i died to cremate and mix my ash's with some fine wine but it in a douche bag and run me thur one more time.
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Re: Bacon Coffin

Post by DDgunslinger » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:56 pm

Bacon FTW!
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Re: Bacon Coffin

Post by scorpionmain » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:40 pm

Harleyx2 wrote:I always told my ex if i died to cremate and mix my ash's with some fine wine but it in a douche bag and run me thur one more time.
lol
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Re: Bacon Coffin

Post by scorpionmain » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:42 pm

Is it weird to want to be buried with a pistol in hand?
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Re: Bacon Coffin

Post by Wyldman » Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:51 am

Yes, yes it is.

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Re: Bacon Coffin

Post by scorpionmain » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:11 am

If heaven doesn't have guns, I don't think I want to go.
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Re: Bacon Coffin

Post by GunningBadger » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:20 pm

I agree with that statement. I'd like to go with a six gun in my hand. A la bad company.
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