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Evil 101
How about a thread on mischief? Post your suggestions.
Got a "buddy" that tags along with you and your friends for all your outings? I've got a guy that invites himself along when me and my buds go fishing. He's loud, obnoxious, he always knows a better way than what you're doing an isn't afraid to tell you you're doing it wrong. Also usually brags about all the specialty lures and gear he uses that make him a superior fisherman to you.
Got someone like that in your life? Wait til he's not looking and spray all his lures in the tackle box with Windex. Just a light spritz will do, guarantee he won't catch Jack $#!+ for a season or two.
Same guy recently got into hunting, he's an instant expert. Will quote ballistics on cartridges while we are creeping along in the bush and tell you how his wundergun is the only rifle for whitetails and your .270/30-06/30-30/etc is not suitable for North American game.
I'm still working on something that will make his barrel grenade and give him the ol Loony Tunes Soot Face.
Not really but you can maybe relate.
Got a "buddy" that tags along with you and your friends for all your outings? I've got a guy that invites himself along when me and my buds go fishing. He's loud, obnoxious, he always knows a better way than what you're doing an isn't afraid to tell you you're doing it wrong. Also usually brags about all the specialty lures and gear he uses that make him a superior fisherman to you.
Got someone like that in your life? Wait til he's not looking and spray all his lures in the tackle box with Windex. Just a light spritz will do, guarantee he won't catch Jack $#!+ for a season or two.
Same guy recently got into hunting, he's an instant expert. Will quote ballistics on cartridges while we are creeping along in the bush and tell you how his wundergun is the only rifle for whitetails and your .270/30-06/30-30/etc is not suitable for North American game.
I'm still working on something that will make his barrel grenade and give him the ol Loony Tunes Soot Face.
Not really but you can maybe relate.
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Re: Evil 101
Just stick your finger in it when he goes to shot.Mexican Kerry wrote:
I'm still working on something that will make his barrel grenade and give him the ol Loony Tunes Soot Face.
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Re: Evil 101
I don't REALLY want to sabotage his rifle, was kinda joking about that.
Nobody has any great ideas for pranks to pull on your fellow outdoorsman? Or anyone in general?
If you need some inspiration here's one more:
The Best Porta Potty Prank Ever (short of knocking one over while they are inside)
For this you need a porta john with a urinal, rubber gloves, a length of small clear vinyl tubing like a siphon hose, a drill with a bit that matches the od of the tubing, some plumber's putty or similar
Step 1: put on rubber gloves
Step 2: drill hole in the urinal drain, taking care to position it where it won't be in an obvious line of sight
Step 3: route vinyl tubing from drain to an area that approximates 5-6 o clock from the victim's position while relieving himself. Best height is between the knee and the ankle. If you want to get super sneaky, run the line inside the main tank of the john and back out through the front. This may take a strong stomach, or you'll have to time it right and do this right after the honeywagon comes to clean it.
If you can't do this, run it as discreetly as you can along the front of the tank to its "discharge" position.
Step 4: Use plumber's putty to block drain below "intake" end of vinyl tubing.
You're done. You can test it to ensure it "pisses" properly, or just get the Hell out of there before your co workers acuse you of being a fake pooper for taking so long in the shitter.
Step 5: go back to work and wait for a co worker to walk by with piss-leg. Contain yourself or you'll probably end up with a black eye.
Nobody has any great ideas for pranks to pull on your fellow outdoorsman? Or anyone in general?
If you need some inspiration here's one more:
The Best Porta Potty Prank Ever (short of knocking one over while they are inside)
For this you need a porta john with a urinal, rubber gloves, a length of small clear vinyl tubing like a siphon hose, a drill with a bit that matches the od of the tubing, some plumber's putty or similar
Step 1: put on rubber gloves
Step 2: drill hole in the urinal drain, taking care to position it where it won't be in an obvious line of sight
Step 3: route vinyl tubing from drain to an area that approximates 5-6 o clock from the victim's position while relieving himself. Best height is between the knee and the ankle. If you want to get super sneaky, run the line inside the main tank of the john and back out through the front. This may take a strong stomach, or you'll have to time it right and do this right after the honeywagon comes to clean it.
If you can't do this, run it as discreetly as you can along the front of the tank to its "discharge" position.
Step 4: Use plumber's putty to block drain below "intake" end of vinyl tubing.
You're done. You can test it to ensure it "pisses" properly, or just get the Hell out of there before your co workers acuse you of being a fake pooper for taking so long in the shitter.
Step 5: go back to work and wait for a co worker to walk by with piss-leg. Contain yourself or you'll probably end up with a black eye.
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Re: Evil 101
I make the work schedule for our shift.
Noooobody mess' with me! [evil grin]
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Noooobody mess' with me! [evil grin]
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Re: Evil 101
I remember back in the mid 70's when one of the guys I worked with pulled a prank that still brings a smile to my face even today when I think about it. Both the guys in this prank have since passed away.. GREAT memories though!
Anyway here's what happened:
The one fella took the other guys thermos off of the shelf it was on, and dumped it out. He dropped a couple of aluminum rivets in it, closed it up and put it back on the shelf where it was. You have to remember that this was in the 70's when thermos bottles had glass linings (which were fragile and didn't take much to break!!)!!
When break time came we were all standing around getting ready for a cup of coffee, when the 1st guy told the other guy he may want to check his thermos because one of the mechanics had knocked it off the shelf.
The guy picked up his thermos and shook it, hearing the rattling inside he yelled... sonofabitch and slammed it to the floor. He certainly broke the liner at that time.
We never said anything about what was done, and had a chuckle about it whenever it came up!
Man I miss those guys!!
Anyway here's what happened:
The one fella took the other guys thermos off of the shelf it was on, and dumped it out. He dropped a couple of aluminum rivets in it, closed it up and put it back on the shelf where it was. You have to remember that this was in the 70's when thermos bottles had glass linings (which were fragile and didn't take much to break!!)!!
When break time came we were all standing around getting ready for a cup of coffee, when the 1st guy told the other guy he may want to check his thermos because one of the mechanics had knocked it off the shelf.
The guy picked up his thermos and shook it, hearing the rattling inside he yelled... sonofabitch and slammed it to the floor. He certainly broke the liner at that time.
We never said anything about what was done, and had a chuckle about it whenever it came up!
Man I miss those guys!!
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Re: Evil 101
Years ago when I worked in a factory...
Pranks were a daily thing. I got a long list of stuff that I either did, helped do, or had done to me.
One of my favorites happened to me.
I had a large lunch box/cooler that I brought lunch in. One of my buddies filled it full of rivets (these were large 1/2 rivets we used for bed frame) He then took it back to the shipping department, stuck a shipping tag on it and had our shipping/receiving guys stick it on the next truck that went out. I got it back about a week later with various shipping labels. It had made its way around several states....not to mention it stunk something awful...
Pranks were a daily thing. I got a long list of stuff that I either did, helped do, or had done to me.
One of my favorites happened to me.
I had a large lunch box/cooler that I brought lunch in. One of my buddies filled it full of rivets (these were large 1/2 rivets we used for bed frame) He then took it back to the shipping department, stuck a shipping tag on it and had our shipping/receiving guys stick it on the next truck that went out. I got it back about a week later with various shipping labels. It had made its way around several states....not to mention it stunk something awful...
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."(Edmund Burke)
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Re: Evil 101
Best one I pulled (and nearly got me fired)...
Everyone had large thermos cups with lids that they kept on the line for their coffee, water etc...
During lunch break I snuck out to the line early and rubbed some Orajel on the lid of this older guys thermos. (he was a total D bag...and this was "pay back" for something, but I can't recall exactly what it was)
Afterwards, I went back to work and almost had forgotten about it...when it did cross my mind, I thought "meh, he probably didn't notice"
Next thing I know the line is shut down and there's a small commotion.
Come to find out, the fella did notice. His mouth started getting numb and I guess he swallowed some of it and his throat had gotten numb. They stopped the line and called 911, as he was convinced he was having an allergic reaction or early signs of a heart attack.
In the moment I sorta felt bad and realized "wow, wasn't expecting this" and I came clean, hoping it would at least save him from flipping out. But, I shoulda just kept my mouth shut cause he whined, cried and demanded I get fired.
Everyone had large thermos cups with lids that they kept on the line for their coffee, water etc...
During lunch break I snuck out to the line early and rubbed some Orajel on the lid of this older guys thermos. (he was a total D bag...and this was "pay back" for something, but I can't recall exactly what it was)
Afterwards, I went back to work and almost had forgotten about it...when it did cross my mind, I thought "meh, he probably didn't notice"
Next thing I know the line is shut down and there's a small commotion.
Come to find out, the fella did notice. His mouth started getting numb and I guess he swallowed some of it and his throat had gotten numb. They stopped the line and called 911, as he was convinced he was having an allergic reaction or early signs of a heart attack.
In the moment I sorta felt bad and realized "wow, wasn't expecting this" and I came clean, hoping it would at least save him from flipping out. But, I shoulda just kept my mouth shut cause he whined, cried and demanded I get fired.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."(Edmund Burke)
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Re: Evil 101
I put doe in heat in the heat regester in one of the stairways in Oldham Co high one year. It was AWFUL! One of the least menacing thing I did back then but still think it probably the best...hahaJff24Gordn wrote:fox piss/doe in heat/etc in the cowl of his truck.
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Re: Evil 101
http://www.onlinefireworks.com/boobytraps2pksof20.aspx
http://www.fakecrap.com/ProductDetails. ... tCode=1120
These, whatever variation you can find, are excellent tools to add to the toolbox. I became pretty infamous with these things
http://www.fakecrap.com/ProductDetails. ... tCode=1120
These, whatever variation you can find, are excellent tools to add to the toolbox. I became pretty infamous with these things
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Re: Evil 101
We had a carpenter working for us a couple years ago that was a complete dick head. He was a dick to one kid that works for us and would nail his tool belt down to the floor if he left it there at break time.
The kid had enough and when the carpenter left his belt in the tool crib to go pour a slab, he put it way under the plan desk so nobody could find it. The kid found it, emptied all the pouches, fired about 10 paslode nails into every pouch plus nailed the belt itself down to the floor.
Unfortunately for the carpenter, he had done some shoddy work before the pour and his forms let go (dumping about 4 cubic metres into the basement). He panicked and ran to get his belt and when he grabbed it he actually came off his feet and hit the floor. I wasn't even mad about the blowout, it was priceless how he came unglued while I was laughing at him.
He spent the next two days chipping and hauling pails of concrete out of the basement. The kid got a raise and is still with us. Dick face is gone.
The kid had enough and when the carpenter left his belt in the tool crib to go pour a slab, he put it way under the plan desk so nobody could find it. The kid found it, emptied all the pouches, fired about 10 paslode nails into every pouch plus nailed the belt itself down to the floor.
Unfortunately for the carpenter, he had done some shoddy work before the pour and his forms let go (dumping about 4 cubic metres into the basement). He panicked and ran to get his belt and when he grabbed it he actually came off his feet and hit the floor. I wasn't even mad about the blowout, it was priceless how he came unglued while I was laughing at him.
He spent the next two days chipping and hauling pails of concrete out of the basement. The kid got a raise and is still with us. Dick face is gone.
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Re: Evil 101
An ex-girlfriend sued me over Mountain Dew once, and won (long story). That was the last straw with her, I had had it.
While we were together, she had her name legally changed from Donna Marie [last name] to simply 'Donnamarie', one word. I had business cards made up that had "DonnaMarie" centered with her phone number underneath. 1,000 of them. And then I put them in every truck stop bathroom, pay phone, diner, rest area and strip club in Connecticut.
While we were together, she had her name legally changed from Donna Marie [last name] to simply 'Donnamarie', one word. I had business cards made up that had "DonnaMarie" centered with her phone number underneath. 1,000 of them. And then I put them in every truck stop bathroom, pay phone, diner, rest area and strip club in Connecticut.
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Re: Evil 101
Nice, rusty.
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Re: Evil 101
Anti seize under door handles.
Water in hard hats if they set them down correctly.
Blue lay out fluid in gloves or sweat band in hard hats.
Wire lube in gloves or coveralls pockets.
Small piece of duct tape over the faucet so it spray right at you when you turn it on.
Tool pouches hoisted up over the work area. They look forever for those.
Small pieces of tape over one end of the batteries in hard hat light.
Self tapping screw through the brace on toolbox caster. Just enough so it drags but won't completely lock the wheel up. Placement is key on that one.
Water in hard hats if they set them down correctly.
Blue lay out fluid in gloves or sweat band in hard hats.
Wire lube in gloves or coveralls pockets.
Small piece of duct tape over the faucet so it spray right at you when you turn it on.
Tool pouches hoisted up over the work area. They look forever for those.
Small pieces of tape over one end of the batteries in hard hat light.
Self tapping screw through the brace on toolbox caster. Just enough so it drags but won't completely lock the wheel up. Placement is key on that one.
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Re: Evil 101
At my last job a guy would walk up and shake my tool box and mess up how I had my tools laid out.
He worked second shift while I was on days.
One Saturday I took his toolbox and put it in the pallet wrapper for three cycles then used a fork lift to put it on the mezzanine level.
Then I turned it upside down so the wheels were up in the air.
He never touched my tool box again.
He worked second shift while I was on days.
One Saturday I took his toolbox and put it in the pallet wrapper for three cycles then used a fork lift to put it on the mezzanine level.
Then I turned it upside down so the wheels were up in the air.
He never touched my tool box again.
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Re: Evil 101
Awesome. I've got another one about justice for the little guy.
My brother in law Andy started in construction right out of high school, lots of the guys we worked with still call him kid. Anyway, one guy named Les used to give him a hard time and mess with his tools. His favorite trick was to take a short piece of rebar wire and wrap it around Andy's Klein pliers, so one day Andy did the same back to him but wrapped his pliers, a chisel, and a screwdriver together in one bundle then put them back in his belt.
Now the story gets awesome. Les was using an air nailer to put blocking in between floor joists from a step ladder. Shot himself in the hand through the joist. Took it really well actually but a bit of cussing. When he reached into his belt for his pliers to cut the nail and get his hand free, he pulled out a ball of tools wired tight.
Andy was working on the floor below, and when Les started cussing him out he got up, flipped him the bird and said "I'm going for coffee."
Les is a superintendent in the same company now, we do subcontract work for them from time to time. When we work on his site, I usually do it and Andy goes elsewhere.
My brother in law Andy started in construction right out of high school, lots of the guys we worked with still call him kid. Anyway, one guy named Les used to give him a hard time and mess with his tools. His favorite trick was to take a short piece of rebar wire and wrap it around Andy's Klein pliers, so one day Andy did the same back to him but wrapped his pliers, a chisel, and a screwdriver together in one bundle then put them back in his belt.
Now the story gets awesome. Les was using an air nailer to put blocking in between floor joists from a step ladder. Shot himself in the hand through the joist. Took it really well actually but a bit of cussing. When he reached into his belt for his pliers to cut the nail and get his hand free, he pulled out a ball of tools wired tight.
Andy was working on the floor below, and when Les started cussing him out he got up, flipped him the bird and said "I'm going for coffee."
Les is a superintendent in the same company now, we do subcontract work for them from time to time. When we work on his site, I usually do it and Andy goes elsewhere.
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Re: Evil 101
Ha! Did he know Les was nailed in place when he walked off?
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This is Evil 101. I'm pretty sure knowingly leaving your coworker nailed to a joist with tools that you compromised isn't supposed to be covered until the 400-level classes lol
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