The hooker & the immigrant

[Wyldman]

An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says,

"Do you do immigrant style?

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No," she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No," she says.

So finally he says,

"OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world.

How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,

"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.

But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."


AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER,

IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL

IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!

Screwing us and we pay!

[WLJ]

Taking notes

s-e-n-t b-i-l-l- t-o g-o-v-e-r-n-m-e-n-t

got it.

[ssracer]

L o l

[travisccook]

This'd be hilarious if it didn't ring so blasted true.

[Rem700]

I am now going to start shipping all my monthly bills to the gov, hopefully they will do as they do with illegals and those that dont work....ask no questions and just cut me a check! If it works i want to personaly take this time to thank each and everyone of you all for paying my bills for me via the gov!

Thanks KAC peoples

[DDgunslinger]

lmao

[Livewire]

This'd be hilarious if it didn't ring so blasted true.

Hit the nail on the head

[Ian]

Awesome.

[justang1997]

Wait, did he just call tax payers prostitutes?

[Wyldman]

No, I think he called us chumps.