Page 1 of 1

Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:56 pm
by Bama
GREAT READ THAT SAYS WHAT WE ALL FEEL!!!!
ROBIN WILLIAMS NY...

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini,
Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the
Philippines . They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!!
France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a
terrorist nation will be allowed in.. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back
home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever,
for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer.
The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE...
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:01 pm
by DDgunslinger
Oldie, but a goodie lol

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:15 pm
by Harb
Did he really say this? There have been a lot of misattributed quotes to celebrities as of late. It's a good one, but I'd like to see confirmation.

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:57 pm
by Geno
I thought he was more of a Hollywood, drinks the left's koolaid, kind of guy?

Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:30 am
by jackalo626
Whoever said it, their next beer is on me!

Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:16 am
by Niceguy
jackalo626 wrote:Whoever said it, their next beer is on me!
I got second round! I've read this before but never saw or actually heard him say this.

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:32 am
by bigelowe
Our government is too politically corrupt.....errr I mean correc,,t to do such a thing.

Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:04 am
by Niceguy
jackalo626 wrote:Whoever said it, their next beer is on me!
I got second round! I've read this before but never saw or actually heard him say this.

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Sat May 27, 2017 2:58 pm
by Toddstang
Didn't he die?

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Sat May 27, 2017 3:21 pm
by ssracer
Holy dead thread revival batman (pun intended) :llama:

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Sat May 27, 2017 3:22 pm
by rustynuts
Toddstang wrote:Didn't he die?
Something like that.

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Sat May 27, 2017 3:54 pm
by WLJ
Image

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Sat May 27, 2017 8:45 pm
by Toddstang
Oh, its been a while, huh?

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Sat May 27, 2017 9:45 pm
by jackalo626
WLJ wrote:Image
You have some major issues.

Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 7:39 am
by WLJ
jackalo626 wrote: You have some major issues.

Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk
I'll take that as a complement

Re: Robin Williams nows whats up

Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 9:39 am
by Toddstang
I thought Ribbon Williams would of hung around longer.