Stupid And Sometimes Not So Stupid Stuff

[WLJ]

https://youtu.be/2F7lan5pUgA

[rustynuts]

https://youtu.be/2F7lan5pUgA

I don't think he needs to worry about a plea bargain any more.

[WLJ]

Goofballs actually think the world gives a fuck about their feelz vote



Adam Corolla Has Just TWO Words for San Fran Loonies Celebrating Their Ceasefire Resolution and HAAAA
https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/01/11/ada ... k-n2391639

Meanwhile in the real world your sidewalks are covered in shit

[WLJ]

Yes people are this stupid

[Rem700]

Wanna see my shocked face? Lol

[rustynuts]

Retard.

[WLJ]

Those signs work just as well as a "No shoplifting" sign in Oakland.

[WLJ]

Sigh

Simon Ateba
@simonateba
BREAKING IN WASHINGTON: President Biden pauses all pending approvals of liquefied natural gas exports, says climate change is real and must be tackled, cites wildfires, historic hurricanes and floods wiping homes.

In a 5:59 a.m. EST statement today, Biden writes, “In every corner of the country and the world, people are suffering the devastating toll of climate change. Historic hurricanes and floods wiping out homes, businesses, and houses of worship. Wildfires destroying whole neighborhoods and forcing families to leave their communities behind. Record temperatures affecting the lives and livelihoods of millions of Americans, especially the most vulnerable.

“My Administration is announcing today a temporary pause on pending decisions of Liquefied Natural Gas exports – with the exception of unanticipated and immediate national security emergencies. During this period, we will take a hard look at the impacts of LNG exports on energy costs, America’s energy security, and our environment. This pause on new LNG approvals sees the climate crisis for what it is: the existential threat of our time.

“While MAGA Republicans willfully deny the urgency of the climate crisis, condemning the American people to a dangerous future, my Administration will not be complacent. We will not cede to special interests.

https://twitter.com/simonateba/status/1 ... 5031471122

MFer

Meanwhile China

[ssracer]

Which one is this administration going to kick off first, WWIII or CWII?


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[WLJ]

The left declared war a long time ago.

[WLJ]

Nothing to see here it wasn't Trump

Joe Biden tells the parents of one of the soldiers who died in Syria over the weekend that he lost his son Beau in Iraq.

His son died of brain cancer five years after returning from Iraq.
pic.twitter.com/iQQ9owIptq
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) February 1, 2024

https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/02/01/bid ... n-n2392443

[WLJ]

President Mumblebum

President Mumblebum talks to dead people. Can't remember who Hamas are. And now even his own DOJ pack him off to the nursing home! KENNEDY'S head-in-hands conclusion: Biden won't be voted out of the White House - he'll be wheeled out
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... nnedy.html

They're not pulling any punches and there's some real gems in this

It's enough to make French President Mitterand turn over in his grave and gasp 'Sacre bleu!!'

Joe's cerebrum is as useful as a week-old bran muffin.

White House staff would put President Mumblebum on ice for a few days after he stuck his foot in his mouth.

They'd toss him in a hyperbaric chamber, pump him full of teen-athlete blood or stick him like a piñata with vitamin B IVs and wheel him back out there, like a totaled Ford Pinto on a used car lot.

The only thing the White House can do now is lean into this and claim Biden sees ghosts, fire the Secretary of State and tell the American people that the commander-in-chief relies on the advice of Abraham Lincoln, Mahatma Gandhi and Patrick Swayze.

Then, next time Biden gives a speech stick a Ouija board under his liver-spotted hand and people just might buy it.

If there was a single Democrat left in America who wasn't already in a full-blow panic over their feeble front-runner, surely, they're chomping Prozacs like Tic-tac's today.

Who is running this Weekend At Bernie's White House?

We've got Kamala Harris cackling like a witch over a bubbling cauldron of hot word salad, a Secretary of Defense who is hospitalized for days without telling anyone, and a President who – according to his own damned DOJ – cannot be held responsible for his own actions.

Forget 2024!

Beef up on the 25th Amendment folks.

This election may be over before it begins.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[WLJ]

A trans-identified male in Michigan is suing his ex-partner for the return of his preserved testicles, which he had kept in their shared fridge following his genital surgery.

Brianna Kingsley, who identifies as a Muslim woman, is demanding $6,500 for the loss of "deez nuts." pic.twitter.com/0JRVQiqRb4
— REDUXX (@ReduxxMag) February 8, 2024

This is Nuts - Michigan Is Suing His Ex-Partner for The Return of His Preserved Testicles
https://twitchy.com/gordon-k/2024/02/08 ... s-n2392731

video I guess of them at court. OMG

[rustynuts]

A trans-identified male in Michigan is suing his ex-partner for the return of his preserved testicles, which he had kept in their shared fridge following his genital surgery.

Brianna Kingsley, who identifies as a Muslim woman, is demanding $6,500 for the loss of "deez nuts." pic.twitter.com/0JRVQiqRb4
— REDUXX (@ReduxxMag) February 8, 2024

This is Nuts - Michigan Is Suing His Ex-Partner for The Return of His Preserved Testicles
https://twitchy.com/gordon-k/2024/02/08 ... s-n2392731

video I guess of them at court. OMG

"I want my nuts back!"

You should have thought of that before you had them cut off.

[ssracer]

Law and Order and the mesmerizing case of Deez Nuts


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[WLJ]

You really got to wonder on top of all the other crazy shit going on there why he wanted them back?

[nemo]

Democrat criticizes Super Bowl crowd for not standing during Black national anthem


https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4463 ... al-anthem/

[iron369]

[Rem700]

good Ole US of A......funding Global Fuckery with our tax dollars again, and again, and again........

Imagine if "they" are skimming just 1% off the top......there is always a brokers fee in every business deal

[WLJ]

[ssracer]

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[WLJ]

I'm looked that up and every story says it's because they feel it not worth the money spent with only 9% of reports actually connected to crime

[nemo]

/BEST TRUMP VOICE - Your FIRED!

https://www.wcjb.com/2024/03/01/univers ... utType=amp


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[WLJ]

Note how she uses the new PC term for pedophiles " 'Minor Attracted Persons" or MAPS

Kentucky Democrat Proposes Child Sex Dolls for Pedophiles
https://www.newsweek.com/karen-berg-pro ... or-1875024

"But there are what they call 'MAPS,' Minor Attracted Persons and the limited amount of research that's done on these dolls suggests that they actually, for people who are attracted to minors, that these dolls actually decrease their proclivity to go out and attack children.

Berg's proposal sparked an angry reaction on social media, though some academics have suggested the idea should be taken seriously.

Plenty of a"academics" will tell you socialism is a great idea also

[rustynuts]

Note how she uses the new PC term for pedophiles " 'Minor Attracted Persons" or MAPS

Kentucky Democrat Proposes Child Sex Dolls for Pedophiles
https://www.newsweek.com/karen-berg-pro ... or-1875024

"But there are what they call 'MAPS,' Minor Attracted Persons and the limited amount of research that's done on these dolls suggests that they actually, for people who are attracted to minors, that these dolls actually decrease their proclivity to go out and attack children.

Berg's proposal sparked an angry reaction on social media, though some academics have suggested the idea should be taken seriously.

Plenty of a"academics" will tell you socialism is a great idea also

In the words of Pierre Poilievre, "Name them. Which ones?"