Stupid And Sometimes Not So Stupid Stuff

[WLJ]

Soooo, blowing up the Death Star was the inspiration for bringing down the Twin Towers.

It started with a film reel going across the top of the stage and showing various things blowing up. And one of the things that blew up was the Twin Towers. But it hadn’t blow up yet. They did the opera again, and they had to take it out, because it was no longer in the future. Does that give you a creepy feeling?

Yes, it does.
They didn’t get that idea from my opera, don’t worry. They got the idea from “Star Wars.”

Do you really believe that?
Remember the first one? Two guys fly a plane in the middle of something and blow that up? The only difference is, in “Star Wars,” they get away. Right after 9/11, they hired a bunch of Hollywood screenwriters to tell them how the story might go next. Sci-fi writers are very good at this stuff, anticipating future events. They don’t all come true, but there are interesting “what if” scenarios.

Margaret Atwood Claims 9/11 Terrorists Got the Idea from 'Star Wars'
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyob ... s-n2469691

[WLJ]

The following message was paid for with your tax dollars.

NPR has found proof that the Russians control America by infiltrating the NRA
Yes proof.
You want to to know how?
Spoiler alert
The proof is below.
It's pretty shocking so don't look below if you have a weak heart






You ready?








NPR after spending an unknown amount of your tax dollars has found the truth!
23, yes 23!, Russian-Americans paid membership dues to the NRA. 23 PAID MEMBERSHIPS DUES!



OH THE HORROR! IMPEACH TRUMP!


That's 23 out of what? 5 million? A whooping 0.0004%
Someone actually thought this was worthy of a story?
Go home NPR you're drunk.


NRA, In New Document, Acknowledges More Than 20 Russian-Linked Contributors
https://www.npr.org/2018/04/11/60153430 ... um=twitter
BAM! Erielle Davidson SLAMS NPR’s ‘nothing-burger’ report about NRA members
https://twitchy.com/bethb-313034/2018/0 ... a-members/

[WLJ]

Because, you know, handgun bullets are too slow.

Pennsylvania school district arms teachers with mini baseball bats
https://www.tmj4.com/news/national/penn ... eball-bats

[PDM]

(Obviously these people don't think.)

How do they think it's going to go if a teacher actually beat a kids skull in.
Stopping someone with a bat is FAR more violent than using a gun.

[Winner]

Don't they have a law banning weapons on school property in PA. ?

[WLJ]

Some people just need a Chuck Norris round kick to the face.............Every day for the rest of their lives

I'm trying to not get cynical about what is a totally devastating tragedy but the maleness, the youthfulness and the whiteness of the victims are, of course, playing a significant role.
— Nora Loreto (@NoLore) April 9, 2018

Liberal Writer: Donations To Hockey Team Crash Victims Are High Because Of White Privilege
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa ... e-n2470230

[PDM]

[WLJ]

HAIR-15
It's would appear it's actually made from her hair.

[iron369]

HAIR-15
It's would appear it's actually made from her hair.

Or at least somethings hair. People so knowledgeable about the rifle they hate so much and she has her middle finger in the trigger guard. Smdh

[WLJ]

Or at least somethings hair. People so knowledgeable about the rifle they hate so much and she has her middle finger in the trigger guard. Smdh

Yeah, doesn't she know it has a HAIR trigger?

[Rem700]

How many horses lost their mane so she could make that monstrosity?

[WLJ]

Apparently mayochup is racist and/or cultural appropriation or something.

Heinz promotes its new ‘mayochup’ and sparks an international controversy
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... d6748cc329

[WLJ]

Wow, somebody has a burr up their ass

Chick-fil-A’s arrival in New York City feels like an infiltration, in no small part because of its pervasive Christian traditionalism.

I noticed that word—community—scattered everywhere in the Fulton Street restaurant. A shelf of children’s books bears a plaque testifying to “our love for this local community.” The tables are made of reclaimed wood, which creates, according to a Chick-fil-A press release, “an inviting space to build community.” A blackboard with the header “Our Community” displays a chalk drawing of the city skyline. Outside, you can glimpse an earlier iteration of that skyline on the building’s façade, which, with two tall, imperious rectangles jutting out, “gives a subtle impression of the Twin Towers.”

This emphasis on community, especially in the misguided nod to 9/11, suggests an ulterior motive. The restaurant’s corporate purpose still begins with the words “to glorify God,” and that proselytism thrums below the surface of the Fulton Street restaurant, which has the ersatz homespun ambiance of a megachurch. David Farmer, Chick-fil-A’s vice-president of restaurant experience, told BuzzFeed that he strives for a “pit crew efficiency, but where you feel like you just got hugged in the process.” That contradiction, industrial but claustral, is at the heart of the new restaurant—and of Chick-fil-A’s entire brand. Nowhere is this clearer than in the Cows.

Chick-fil-A’s Creepy Infiltration of New York City
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annal ... al_twitter

[Dustin]

Wow, somebody has a burr up their ass

Chick-fil-A’s arrival in New York City feels like an infiltration, in no small part because of its pervasive Christian traditionalism.

I noticed that word—community—scattered everywhere in the Fulton Street restaurant. A shelf of children’s books bears a plaque testifying to “our love for this local community.” The tables are made of reclaimed wood, which creates, according to a Chick-fil-A press release, “an inviting space to build community.” A blackboard with the header “Our Community” displays a chalk drawing of the city skyline. Outside, you can glimpse an earlier iteration of that skyline on the building’s façade, which, with two tall, imperious rectangles jutting out, “gives a subtle impression of the Twin Towers.”

This emphasis on community, especially in the misguided nod to 9/11, suggests an ulterior motive. The restaurant’s corporate purpose still begins with the words “to glorify God,” and that proselytism thrums below the surface of the Fulton Street restaurant, which has the ersatz homespun ambiance of a megachurch. David Farmer, Chick-fil-A’s vice-president of restaurant experience, told BuzzFeed that he strives for a “pit crew efficiency, but where you feel like you just got hugged in the process.” That contradiction, industrial but claustral, is at the heart of the new restaurant—and of Chick-fil-A’s entire brand. Nowhere is this clearer than in the Cows.

Chick-fil-A’s Creepy Infiltration of New York City
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annal ... al_twitter

I don’t agree with the way they promote there chosen religion. But that’s not my call it not my business to run. But if you don’t like it don’t eat there.

With that said it sounds good for dinner tonight.


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[jackalo626]

Or at least somethings hair. People so knowledgeable about the rifle they hate so much and she has her middle finger in the trigger guard. Smdh

Yeah, doesn't she know it has a HAIR trigger?

Good call sir!

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[jackalo626]

Wow, somebody has a burr up their ass

Chick-fil-A’s arrival in New York City feels like an infiltration, in no small part because of its pervasive Christian traditionalism.

I noticed that word—community—scattered everywhere in the Fulton Street restaurant. A shelf of children’s books bears a plaque testifying to “our love for this local community.” The tables are made of reclaimed wood, which creates, according to a Chick-fil-A press release, “an inviting space to build community.” A blackboard with the header “Our Community” displays a chalk drawing of the city skyline. Outside, you can glimpse an earlier iteration of that skyline on the building’s façade, which, with two tall, imperious rectangles jutting out, “gives a subtle impression of the Twin Towers.”

This emphasis on community, especially in the misguided nod to 9/11, suggests an ulterior motive. The restaurant’s corporate purpose still begins with the words “to glorify God,” and that proselytism thrums below the surface of the Fulton Street restaurant, which has the ersatz homespun ambiance of a megachurch. David Farmer, Chick-fil-A’s vice-president of restaurant experience, told BuzzFeed that he strives for a “pit crew efficiency, but where you feel like you just got hugged in the process.” That contradiction, industrial but claustral, is at the heart of the new restaurant—and of Chick-fil-A’s entire brand. Nowhere is this clearer than in the Cows.

Chick-fil-A’s Creepy Infiltration of New York City
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annal ... al_twitter

I don’t agree with the way they promote there chosen religion. But that’s not my call it not my business to run. But if you don’t like it don’t eat there.

With that said it sounds good for dinner tonight.


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Minus the first sentence I agree. I only disagree with giving a fuck at all to care because I go there for chicken, not lectures on my beliefs which they don't give.

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[iron369]

Wow, somebody has a burr up their ass

Chick-fil-A’s arrival in New York City feels like an infiltration, in no small part because of its pervasive Christian traditionalism.

I noticed that word—community—scattered everywhere in the Fulton Street restaurant. A shelf of children’s books bears a plaque testifying to “our love for this local community.” The tables are made of reclaimed wood, which creates, according to a Chick-fil-A press release, “an inviting space to build community.” A blackboard with the header “Our Community” displays a chalk drawing of the city skyline. Outside, you can glimpse an earlier iteration of that skyline on the building’s façade, which, with two tall, imperious rectangles jutting out, “gives a subtle impression of the Twin Towers.”

This emphasis on community, especially in the misguided nod to 9/11, suggests an ulterior motive. The restaurant’s corporate purpose still begins with the words “to glorify God,” and that proselytism thrums below the surface of the Fulton Street restaurant, which has the ersatz homespun ambiance of a megachurch. David Farmer, Chick-fil-A’s vice-president of restaurant experience, told BuzzFeed that he strives for a “pit crew efficiency, but where you feel like you just got hugged in the process.” That contradiction, industrial but claustral, is at the heart of the new restaurant—and of Chick-fil-A’s entire brand. Nowhere is this clearer than in the Cows.

Chick-fil-A’s Creepy Infiltration of New York City
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annal ... al_twitter

I don’t agree with the way they promote there chosen religion. But that’s not my call it not my business to run. But if you don’t like it don’t eat there.

With that said it sounds good for dinner tonight.


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Minus the first sentence I agree. I only disagree with giving a fuck at all to care because I go there for chicken, not lectures on my beliefs which they don't give.

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“While you wait for your waffle fries, can I tell you about our savior?” LOL


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[Toddstang]

Why doesn't any of the snowflakes complain about the Buddha statues in certain Asian restaurants?

I don't care what they believe in as long as its not being forced upon me while I'm in there.

[jackalo626]

Why doesn't any of the snowflakes complain about the Buddha statues in certain Asian restaurants?

I don't care what they believe in as long as its not being forced upon me while I'm in there.

Word

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[rustynuts]

Why doesn't any of the snowflakes complain about the Buddha statues in certain Asian restaurants?

I don't care what they believe in as long as its not being forced upon me while I'm in there.

Word

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Word squared.

[WLJ]

Wait, there more

As Twitchy told you yesterday, The New Yorker drew a whole bunch of mockery for publishing this piece about what’s leaving some progressives in NYC cowering in fear:

Chick-fil-A’s arrival in New York City feels like an infiltration, in no small part because of its pervasive Christian traditionalism. https://t.co/wnhMrMBN6z

— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) April 13, 2018

In that case, Iowahawk has a hilarious suggestion:

Maybe you should build a wall to keep out those icky foreigners https://t.co/vUVMO4lk3c

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 13, 2018

[WLJ]

Penis of death

A woman died after her German doctor lover allegedly sprinkled cocaine on his penis before she gave him oral sex.

Plastic surgeon Dr. Andreas Niederbichler, 42, was charged after the woman collapsed and died in February.

The Daily Mail reported that she was rushed from the doctor’s home in Halberstadt, southeast of Hanover, after consensual oral sex.

But she tragically passed away, with Niederbichler now being accused of giving her cocaine without her knowledge.

Niederbichler, who is reportedly the new chief physician at the Ameos Hospital in Halberstad, has been charged with bodily harm leading to death.

He is also being quizzed for giving three more women the substance during sex after allegedly meeting them online.

None of the women suffered serious negative effects.

Chief prosecutor Hal Roggenbuck said: “The victims who have been heard so far have all indicated that they have been ill at the meetings.”

“All of them showed reactions due to the use of narcotics.”

Alleged coke on doctor’s penis cost lover her life
https://nypost.com/2018/04/13/doctor-al ... his-penis/

[WLJ]

Wonder if he purchased carbon credits from Al Gore to offset all that carbon he released into the air?

A “green” activist who was a pioneering lawyer for gay and transgender rights — including in the notorious “Boys Don’t Cry” rape murder case — committed suicide by setting himself on fire Saturday morning in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park in a grisly act of protest against the ecological destruction of the Earth.

David Buckel, 60, left behind a charred corpse and a typed suicide note that said he was burning himself to death using “fossil fuel” to reflect how mankind was likewise killing itself, police sources said.

David Buckel, prominent gay rights lawyer, burns himself to death in New York to protest global warming
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/15/da ... rming.html

[Jakob]

Wonder if he purchased carbon credits from Al Gore to offset all that carbon he released into the air?

A “green” activist who was a pioneering lawyer for gay and transgender rights — including in the notorious “Boys Don’t Cry” rape murder case — committed suicide by setting himself on fire Saturday morning in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park in a grisly act of protest against the ecological destruction of the Earth.

David Buckel, 60, left behind a charred corpse and a typed suicide note that said he was burning himself to death using “fossil fuel” to reflect how mankind was likewise killing itself, police sources said.

David Buckel, prominent gay rights lawyer, burns himself to death in New York to protest global warming
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/15/da ... rming.html

[Jff24Gordn]

So Hooters is doing a Snozzberry sauce to go with the new Super Troopers movie.
Does anybody know what a snozzberry is? It was in the original Willy Wonka movie. The author of Willy Wonka also wrote adult fiction and used the term in those books as well.
So everybody go enjoy the dick flavored wings.
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/ ... -Debut-420
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the- ... ens-movie/